Petty with principles.

About Petty cakes

Petty cakes is an anonymous dessert courier for unresolved beef. We turn the sentence you have been sitting on into an elegant, professionally made buttercream cake and deliver it locally without naming the sender.

Petty, never harmful

A sharp joke is welcome. Threats, slurs, stalking, intimidation, and repeated unwanted contact are not. Every message is reviewed before it reaches the bakery, and we refuse anything that crosses the line. No exceptions.

Consent at the door

The recipient never has to be filmed. Reaction recording is a separate, optional consent flow at delivery. If they decline, the camera stays off and they still keep the cake.

Made by professionals

Each cake is produced by a local bakery partner and finished by hand. We keep ordering simple: choose one of three designs, write your message, add the delivery address, and let us handle the rest.

Questions

Need help with a message, allergen information, or delivery details? Contact support before ordering and we will help you make the point without crossing the line.