Ecommerce for unfinished business
Say it with cake. Stay anonymous.
Send a professionally made cake with your sharpest message piped in elegant buttercream. We handle the baking, local delivery, and boundaries—you get tasteful closure for $60.
One price. Three designs. No names disclosed.
“Thinking of you, unfortunately.”
Piped by hand
Our promises
Petty, never reckless.
We are new, so we will not pretend strangers have already reviewed us. Instead, these are the standards every order must meet.
Anonymous
Your identity stays private unless you choose otherwise. The recipient gets the cake, not your details.
Professionally made
Every design is baked and finished by a local bakery partner—not printed, shipped, or pulled from a freezer.
Consent first
Reaction filming is always optional and release-based. A refused message is refunded; our safety line does not move.
The delivery
Closure in three delicious moves.
No sprawling custom form. Just the message, the cake, and the destination.
- 01
Write the line
Give us the elegant little sentence they need to read. Think “Congrats on the personality,” not threats, slurs, or harassment.
Every message is reviewed before baking.
- 02
Pick the look
Choose from three polished cake designs, made locally and finished with hand-piped buttercream lettering.
One straightforward $60 price.
- 03
We deliver it
Our courier delivers without naming the sender. At the door, the recipient can simply take the cake—or separately opt into a filmed reaction and receive a future-order discount.
No release, no camera. No exceptions.
Your move
Buttercream is cheaper than therapy.
Choose a design, write the message, and let Petty cakes deliver the point beautifully.